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amused 1. Your iPod works with iTunes and the Apple Music Store. Your girlfriend works with HER girlfriends until your life is miserable.
2. An iPod syncs with your computer. The only time your girlfriend gets on your computer, it's to look for your porn.
3. iPods get your attention with those cool U2 ads. Your girlfriend gets your attention by flirting with other guys.
4. Pause button.
5. Your girlfriend sings Shania Twain while you're watching the game. Your iPod blasts Eminem when you're working out.
6. An iPod weighs, at the most, a few ounces...sorry ladies.
7. On an iPod, you can skip over the part you don't want to listen to.
8. Your iPod can go for up to 15 hours. Your girlfriend?
9. Your girlfriend could hold all your Beatles albums, but you'd have to sew a kangaroo pouch onto her or something.
10. Some iPods come in colors, some women don't come at all.
July 22 2005, 18:52:09 UTC 6 years ago
3. There are definitely other ways your girlfriend gets your attention, if you know what I'm saying.
8. Can YOU go for 15 hours?
9. Your girlfriend could hold your baby without a kangaroo pouch.
July 22 2005, 19:02:01 UTC 6 years ago
July 22 2005, 19:06:06 UTC 6 years ago
July 25 2005, 05:25:44 UTC 6 years ago
Just so you know.
heheh.
(I am going to get SO much shit for that one....)
July 23 2005, 16:53:05 UTC 6 years ago
ouch
wow, mad props to you for that but at the same time you suck... i'm amused but confused, oh well.July 23 2005, 19:26:48 UTC 6 years ago
Re: ouch
I'd like to take the time to clear up a few misconceptions that have come out as a result of this list.1. I do not hate women.
2. I love women.
3. The list was created to cheer up my friend, who recently had some girlfriend-related problems.
4. The list could easily be altered to be about men instead of women, it's my list, but if anybody's so inclined, be my guest, just please give me a little credit for the original.
5. So everybody please stop feeling the need to defend your sistas. I love them too.
Anonymous
July 26 2005, 01:08:01 UTC 6 years ago
11. Ipods only cost $200
~AL
July 26 2005, 04:21:27 UTC 6 years ago
August 4 2005, 02:54:53 UTC 6 years ago
wtf?
Your list is totally true. IPods understand you like a girlfriend never could. Plus they aren't evil.And btw, what the hell do you mean "listening to Carol only ends in pain???" Where the hell did that come from??? Explain yourself, boy.
August 4 2005, 06:08:31 UTC 6 years ago
Re: wtf?
1) Don't call me "boy." This isn't a 1930s film about sharecroppers. :-p2) My list IS totally true, that's what's brilliant about it.
3) My comment was meant in complete jest with nothing behind it. After you brought it up, though, it did make me think. I think we can both think of instances where listening to a hare brained scheme of yours might not be such a good idea...:-p
August 6 2005, 21:27:28 UTC 6 years ago
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...bastard.August 8 2005, 18:35:16 UTC 6 years ago
Re: ...
You bastardize me because it's true.